Interviewing Jack...

How old are you? "5-teen"

When were you born? "July"

Where did you come from? "Target"

What is your dad's name? "I just call him Daddy"

What does your dad do? "He makes things for the soldiers"

What is your mom's name? "mama"

Whad does your mom do? "pick up"

What do you do at school? "we have to change our names when we are naughty"

What is your favorite color? "dark blue"

What is your favorite food? "macaroni & basghetti"

What foods do you not like? "salad & sausage"

Where is your favorite place to eat? "at Miss Jenny's house"

What is your favorite animal? "penguin"

What does Daddy say to you? "Hi Jack! Time to go bowling!"

What does Mommy say to you? "What about a kiss and a hug!?!"

Who is your best friend? "Jake is my really best friend"

What is your favorite song? "uh one, uh two, uh three, take me out to the ballllllllgame..."

What is your favorite movie? "Playmobil"

What is your favorite toy? "my pirate ship"

What is your favorite thing to do? "color in my coloring books"

What is your favorite book? "the kind Daddy reads to me"

What do you want to be when you grow up? "a builder"

Where do you want to live when you grow up? "Ban Alstyne" (Van Alstyne, TX)

Are you going to get married? "No (scrunches up face, plugs nose) Girls...stinky. And you have to wear a tie."

Are you going to have any kids? "6 boys and 4 girls"

How are you going to do that without a mommy? "I don't want a mommy. Just a daddy and kids."

But who will clean the house? "A mommy"

I thought you didn't want a mommy! Laughing, "But now I do!!!"